My first line spoof of My first kiss by 3OH3

My first line is somewhere in here. And read. And read.

Well my first line is somewhere in here. And read. And read.

I said read the lines in that book not being.  I got to read the script so they will never reaches.  Not being fussy just want to have a look. But he wants to eat some liquorish and some radar nice candy. There’s a girl in my class her name is Mandy.

Somewhere in the book got to have a little look. It’s on the page (It’s on the page). At the back of the script. Flicking through It just isn’t fair. I found it this is it.

I don’t ever have enough. All I do is play different parts. If I could have my way. You know I would write a play ooooooh ooooooooooooh

I don’t ever have enough. All I do is play different parts. If I could have my way. You know I would write a play ooooooh ooooooooooooh

My first line is somewhere in here. I said no more Acting and no more scenes. With this game in my heart. Acting is risky you feel shrunk. And I get in the morning looking for a place to perform.

Somewhere in the book got to have a little look. It’s on the page (It’s on the page). At the back of the script. Flicking through It just isn’t fair. I found it this is it.

I don’t ever have enough. All I do is play different parts. If I could have my way. You know I would write a play ooooooh ooooooooooooh

I don’t ever have enough. All I do is play different parts. If I could have my way. You know I would write a play ooooooh ooooooooooooh

My first line is somewhere in here. And read. And read.

Well my first line is somewhere in here. And read. And read.

I don’t ever have enough. All I do is play different parts. If I could have my way. You know I would write a play ooooooh ooooooooooooh

I don’t ever have enough. All I do is play different parts. If I could have my way. You know I would write a play ooooooh ooooooooooooh

I don’t ever have enough. All I do is play different parts. If I could have my way. You know I would write a play.

By Benjamin Smith

Hi this is new

Hi viewers I’m setting up this Blog thing because my Laptop told me to so I will be here not sure when but sometime  sharing all the the talk on Music and Films and also anything else that pops into my head.

Hi this is new

Hi viewers I’m setting up this Blog thing because my Laptop told me to so I will be here not sure when but sometime  sharing all the the talk on Music and Films and also anything else that pops into my head.

I’m back and this time I’m here to stay

Hi I haven't done this in ages so lets get down to the old banter I think so I’m not going to talk about music or films like in the old days (I bought the Austin Powers trilogy so funny and the new Maroon 5 single get realised on the 28th of June) instead I’m going to talk about what I’ve been up to so I was in two films “Modern love” and “Pass the Point”. I’ve wrote some synopsises, comedy songs and spoofs of songs I’m going to put a few of them up on my YouTube channel when I get back from my holiday. Last but not least as I said before I now have a YouTube channel so go go check me out at http://www.youtube.com/user/TheCrusty4 you will not be disappointed. I’m going to try doing this 1-2 times a week apart from when I’m on holiday.
P.S. “Modern love” is being promoted at the (EIFF) now

Wildnott

Oh yeah in my last blog update I forgot to say on Saturday I saw the film Wild target witch is an Action/Comedy film and it was really funny I recommend it 4 1/2 out of 5 stars. I got a £15 ITunes voucher so I  bought 3 albums
Heroes-David Bowie
Solo in Soho-Phil Lynott
Wall of Arms-The Maccabees

You Tube on the go

Hi since I talked to you all last I’ve made 2 more YouTube video’s and I’m planning 1 for tomorrow.
quick one this isn’t it? 

Toy Story 3 plus Derulo

Ok so this blog is going to mainly be about Toy Story 3D. I saw this film on Saturday and it was really good and funny all though it had sad bits in the film it was very enjoyable. When I first head that Pixer (who off course make Toy Story films) when I heard that they were making a 3rd film I thought it was a mistake. (I thought it was going to be like watching a film with Hugh Grant in it i.e. very boaring and a horrible idea) but now I see it’s in a league of it’s own it is amazing I actually prefer it to the previous two. I also like the way it seems like Pixer has sort off made it more grown up since it’s audience has grown older and here’s something funny the film with Leonardo D Caprio “Inception” got 4 and a half stars on the Odeon website Toy Story 3 got 5 out of 5 stars on the same website and I agree all though I haven't seen Inception yet. In other news I started listening to Jason Derulo and he’s well good.    

Toy’s R Us Spoof of fireflies by Owl City

You would not believe your ears if you heard that Toy R Us was open 7 days a week cause you thought they were closed on weekends and every bank holiday you think I’m lying but I’m not
I’d like to make myself believe that Toys R Us is open 7 days a week it’s easy to see why I would rather go to that shop than staying in my own house cause everything is always as it seems
Cause I would buy a thousand toys from that crazy shop as I tried working for my pay a model plane flew above my head I want a tickle me Elmo under my bed what a magical place to be
I’d like to make myself believe that Toys R Us is open 7 days a week it’s easy to see why I would rather go to that crazy shop than staying in my own house cause everything is always as it seems
Leave the doors open just to buy (I want to go in there) cause I like toys is that just sad (I want to go in there) why do I play with silly toys (I want to go in there) when I should be out drinking beer
said farewell to Toy R us It’s hard cause I hate goodbyes I got emotional as I walked away but I know off another shop It’s called...Argos It’s a weird place with less Toy’s and they order from a book but I’m curious so I have a look
I’d like to make myself believe that Toy’s R Us is over but I know I might eventually go back there one day If I ever get drunk cause every things not always as they seem when I try to sleep I like to make myself believe that Toy’s R Us is over but one day I know it will burst out of the scene.
By Benjamin Smith

Toy’s R Us Spoof of fireflies by Owl City

You would not believe your ears if you heard that Toy R Us was open 7 days a week cause you thought they were closed on weekends and every bank holiday you think I’m lying but I’m not
I’d like to make myself believe that Toys R Us is open 7 days a week it’s easy to see why I would rather go to that shop than staying in my own house cause everything is always as it seems
Cause I would buy a thousand toys from that crazy shop as I tried working for my pay a model plane flew above my head I want a tickle me Elmo under my bed what a magical place to be
I’d like to make myself believe that Toys R Us is open 7 days a week it’s easy to see why I would rather go to that crazy shop than staying in my own house cause everything is always as it seems
Leave the doors open just to buy (I want to go in there) cause I like toys is that just sad (I want to go in there) why do I play with silly toys (I want to go in there) when I should be out drinking beer
said farewell to Toy R us It’s hard cause I hate goodbyes I got emotional as I walked away but I know off another shop It’s called...Argos It’s a weird place with less Toy’s and they order from a book but I’m curious so I have a look
I’d like to make myself believe that Toy’s R Us is over but I know I might eventually go back there one day If I ever get drunk cause every things not always as they seem when I try to sleep I like to make myself believe that Toy’s R Us is over but one day I know it will burst out of the scene.
By Benjamin Smith

It’s hard to say bye Spoof of Just to get high by Nickleback

He was my favourite pet I tried to keep him but he left faeces round everywhere in my house today
I bought him bananas so he can eat them, with vanilla on his lips; His tail was wrapped round it so
But I want to forget what his face looked like when I found him in a juggle when he gave me a fright
He can’t tell me what he knows or what he’s gone and done now
He can’t tell me what he knows or what he’s gone and done now, Going to make the switch, Make it done with, You’re better off picking your own fleas and eat them on the spot, It’s hard to say bye
Three days no sleeping all he does is eating, He picked his Neighbours fleas she said nothing cause she could not, He stopped climbing cause he was a fatty, Found out what he should be eating I went to buy them but he was having none of it he didn’t like the taste and threw them on the floor
But I want to forget what his face looked like when I found him in a juggle when he gave me a fright
He can’t tell me what he knows or what he’s gone and done now
He can’t tell me what he knows or what he’s gone and done now, Going to make the switch, Make it done with, You’re better off picking your own fleas and eat them on the spot, It’s hard to say bye
He can’t tell me what he did or where he’s got it hid, He can’t tell me, I know what he really wants, Watching what he want he wants, Jumping up and down the tree gave it all away, It’s hard to say bye
O-e-o-aa-ting-tang-walla-walla-bing-baang
He can’t tell me what he knows or what he’s gone and done now
He can’t tell me what he knows or what he’s gone and done now, Going to make the switch, Make it done with, You’re better off picking your own fleas and eat them on the spot, It’s hard to say bye
It’s hard to say bye
Jumping up and down the tree gave it all away, It’s hard to say bye
By
Benjamin Smith

Bloom Spoof of Boom boom pow by the black eyed peas

Gotta buy-it, gotta buy-it, gotta buy-it, gotta buy-it-it, it, it
Bloom bloom bloom, gotta buy it, Bloom bloom bloom, gotta buy it, Bloom bloom bloom, gotta buy it, Bloom bloom bloom, gotta buy it,
Bloom bloom bloom, now, Bloom bloom bloom, now, Bloom bloom how, Bloom bloom
Bloom bloom bloom, now, Bloom bloom bloom, now, Bloom bloom how, Bloom bloom
Hey, I bought that product so they won’t bite You can buy it while it’s hot I bought that stuff I’ve had enough It’s good I know
That blue square I did it for a dare It is really rare I’ve got the bloom bloom how the mosquitoes can beat and bang, bloom bloom how
I love that bloom bloom how Them mosquitoes are vile they try to bite my swagger I’m drinking becks now
This was made in 2004 It is such a boar I bought that bloom, bloom, bloom Kills mosquitoes bloom, bloom, bloom I am protected now
Bloom bloom bloom, now, Bloom bloom bloom now, Bloom bloom how, Bloomm bloom how
I’m not getting bitten anymore now I’ve escaped from my doom when I sleep inside the room the beats leave me alone
Y’ all stuck on spray in a can that rubbish stuff I’m on that blue square I’m going bloom bloom rap
You won’t like me when I bit when I’ve come out of my room, Harder, faster, better, more painful, mosquitoes bite extra harder
Cause they want to eat and pounce they want to eat without making a sound they eat at 12.09 but never fear cause that bloom, bloom will take them down
Haman race if you wanna go round town Rappin Rodney stop the beast now
Sittin on y’all now with the bloom bloom, Sittin on y’all now with the come on now join in at home
I would be pumpin, pumpin
Let the beast stop, Let the beast stop, Let the beast stop
I love that bloom bloom how Them mosquitoes are vile they try to bite my swagger I’m drinking becks now
This was made in 2004 It is such a boar I bought that bloom, bloom, bloom Kills mosquitoes bloom, bloom, bloom I am protected now
Bloom bloom bloom, now, Bloom bloom bloom now, Bloom bloom how, Bloom bloom how
Let the beast stop, Let the beast stop, Let the beast stop
(Let the beast stop) Let the beast (Let the beast stop, stop, stop)
By
Benjamin Smith

Magiccaall rice

Let’s all sing around and play,
we’re going to have such a nice day
there’s a bowl of rice here today and it’s magic
so eat it you wazic.
Open up your eyes and see,
You can’t eat it without peas.
So let’s dance round it instead,
Dancing round, Dancing round, Dancing round my rice,
Dancing round, Dancing round, Dancing round quick it’s turned into ice.
OH MY GOD... it’s magiccall, do you hear what I say,
Jump around shout with us I want to hear you on the bus,
caaaauuuuuuse everybody’s Dancing round we’re Dancing round just Dancing round my rice,
Dancing round, we’re Dancing round just Dancing round my toy… from fisher price.
Roll the dice,
shake that thing,
have an ice cream,
don’t fall off the balance beam.
Yeah dancing round, we’re dancing round yes just dancing round,
caaaauuuuse we’re dancing round we’re dancing round just dancing round my magiccall rice.
By Benjamin Smith

Confussion-Synopsis

Scene 1. (10.00pm) Ashley White a 16 year old boy was getting ready for bed when he fall and cracked his head open. He managed to walk downstairs to his mum “Kerry White” then fainted as he got downstairs and Kerry decided to go to hospital to get stitches in his head so his brother who was called Thomas White (Aged 18) drove his brother Ashley to the hospital.
Scene 2. (The next morning) Ashley woke up in a hospital bed he couldn’t remember who he was or where he was. Dr. O’ Neil walked across the room to Ashley’s bedside in order to examine him. The Dr went out into the waiting room to tell Thomas that his brother had suffered a case of amnesia and he would have to stay in hospital for a few days. Thomas went in to check up on Ashley and to inform him on what the doctor told him but Ashley didn’t know who he was. Thomas asked how he cracked his head open Ashley tried to remember but it was no use. Thomas left him to sleep.
Scene 3. (Later that day) After Ashley had had a sleep Dr. O’ Neil came back to see how he was doing. She talks to Ashley and finally asks him how he cracked his head open (Ashley begins to remember) (flashback to the night of the accident Ashley went to the bathroom he didn’t notice water on the floor slipped on the water and hit his head off the sink he got up and saw it was bleeding).
Scene 4. After Dr. O’ Neil had heard Ashley’s story she took him to get operated on straight away. The Doctor allocated Ashley with a powerful drug to make him sleep threw the operation. Dr. O’ Neil operated on his head along with Dr. Short (flash forward to after the operation). Ashley got back to his bed and finally remembered things e.g. who he was and where he was. Dr. O’ Neil thought he was recovering so well she said the phrase “Good news you can go home now”.
Scene 5. Dr. O’ Neil phoned Ashley’s mother “Kerry White” to come and pick him up but she was just about to go into a very important meeting at her work so she phoned Thomas who then went to the hospital to pick up his brother and bring him home. The doctor told Ashley that somebody was on their way to pick him up soon.
Scene 6. Thomas White entered the hospital building and made his way up to Ashley’s room. Thomas and Dr. O’ Neil talked for a while to discuss what Ashley had told her. Ashley got dressed and Thomas helped him down to the car. The doctor told him to take care of himself. Ashley and Thomas made their way down to the car and drove away home they talked in the car on what the hospital was like.
Scene 7. (Three days later) Ashley manages to crack his head open the exact same way as before and is taken back to hospital and is Dr. O’ Neil again.
The End
By Benjamin Smith

Confussion-Synopsis

Scene 1. (10.00pm) Ashley White a 16 year old boy was getting ready for bed when he fall and cracked his head open. He managed to walk downstairs to his mum “Kerry White” then fainted as he got downstairs and Kerry decided to go to hospital to get stitches in his head so his brother who was called Thomas White (Aged 18) drove his brother Ashley to the hospital.
Scene 2. (The next morning) Ashley woke up in a hospital bed he couldn’t remember who he was or where he was. Dr. O’ Neil walked across the room to Ashley’s bedside in order to examine him. The Dr went out into the waiting room to tell Thomas that his brother had suffered a case of amnesia and he would have to stay in hospital for a few days. Thomas went in to check up on Ashley and to inform him on what the doctor told him but Ashley didn’t know who he was. Thomas asked how he cracked his head open Ashley tried to remember but it was no use. Thomas left him to sleep.
Scene 3. (Later that day) After Ashley had had a sleep Dr. O’ Neil came back to see how he was doing. She talks to Ashley and finally asks him how he cracked his head open (Ashley begins to remember) (flashback to the night of the accident Ashley went to the bathroom he didn’t notice water on the floor slipped on the water and hit his head off the sink he got up and saw it was bleeding).
Scene 4. After Dr. O’ Neil had heard Ashley’s story she took him to get operated on straight away. The Doctor allocated Ashley with a powerful drug to make him sleep threw the operation. Dr. O’ Neil operated on his head along with Dr. Short (flash forward to after the operation). Ashley got back to his bed and finally remembered things e.g. who he was and where he was. Dr. O’ Neil thought he was recovering so well she said the phrase “Good news you can go home now”.
Scene 5. Dr. O’ Neil phoned Ashley’s mother “Kerry White” to come and pick him up but she was just about to go into a very important meeting at her work so she phoned Thomas who then went to the hospital to pick up his brother and bring him home. The doctor told Ashley that somebody was on their way to pick him up soon.
Scene 6. Thomas White entered the hospital building and made his way up to Ashley’s room. Thomas and Dr. O’ Neil talked for a while to discuss what Ashley had told her. Ashley got dressed and Thomas helped him down to the car. The doctor told him to take care of himself. Ashley and Thomas made their way down to the car and drove away home they talked in the car on what the hospital was like.
Scene 7. (Three days later) Ashley manages to crack his head open the exact same way as before and is taken back to hospital and is Dr. O’ Neil again.
The End
By Benjamin Smith

The mystery of David Freeman-Synopsis

Scene 1. David Freeman an old retired police man is in bed with his wife it’s 11.45 at night when suddenly a tall dark stranger enters the room and murders David Freeman. Noticing the old man’s wife was waking up the tall dark Stranger quickly run’s out of the house. The old woman tries to wake her husband up but couldn’t so the old woman turns her bedside light on to see blood pouring down his body. She starts screaming realising he’s dead she then phones the police.
Scene 2. While phoning the police to report her husband’s death Mary Freeman notices her husband forgot to turn his video camera off she sets the phone down to see if there is a clue as to how he died there is. She views how her husband dies she eagerly watches and finds out that he was murdered.
Scene 3. Mary Freeman gets dressed and drives to the police station taking along with her the video camera as evidence of her husband murder. Before they see it Sergeant Fisher interrogates her (Flash back of Mary’s birthday the previous day). She hands the video camera to the sergeant who then watches the evidence and checks the 10 most wanted list, it’s No.1 Michael Crawford.
Scene 4. Mary Freeman, Sergeant Fisher and the rest of the police force Decided to pay Michael Crawford a little visit. Mary’s Grandson Danny Freeman wanted to come along but was told at aged 15 he was too young. Mary and the police force tracked down Michael Crawford the force checked his D.N.A for signs of that he was connected to the murder he wasn’t. He was framed.
Scene 5. Mary and all of the police decided to go back to the station to re-research little did they know Danny Freeman had gone into the police station when they were away and watched the evidence he decided to go and investigate himself. Meanwhile Sergeant Fisher has another idea who the murderer is Bruce Robertson.
Scene 6. After Mary and the police tracked Bruce Robertson down they realised he’s innocent. They then head back to the station to have another stab at it. Mary and the Sergeant investigated more but Danny had walked into the station and discovered who the murderer was. It was right under the Sergeant’s nose the whole time the real killer is a fellow policeman Alan Johnston the police tested the D.N.A of Alan Johnston it was a perfect match to the murder.
Scene 7. After Allan Johnston had been found guilty of the murder he tried to run away but one of the guards locked the door before he could escape (flashback to why he did it) he was put under arrest and was locked up in a prison cell. Sergeant Fisher presented Danny Freeman with a medal.
The End
By Benjamin Smith

Long live rock and roll

It all started off with a spark at night songs that rule the world then I sat listened to my IPod in the day I was having a play.
Then I said...long live rock and roll It will never die on its knees, long live rock and roll It is so much better than the bees, long live rock and roll It has a very good disease
Well I say rock I love the stuff whenever I hear I just can’t get enough and roll when it comes go’s I want to go to a place I will never know
Long live rock and roll It will never die on its knees, long live rock and roll It is so much better than the bees, long live rock and roll It has a very good disease
To me music is life that’s why I will never get a wife I’m bored off that stuff It’s not what I like, I like rock when I’m on a boat I hear It in the dock roll my favourite song I listen in the Rolls I love it it’s cool if I was Mr. T I would say you fool
Long live rock and roll It will never die on its knees, long live rock and roll It is so much better than the bees, long live rock and roll It has a very good disease
I love rock so why am I wrappin sounds like It’s totally whacking
Don’t rap...so you better finish
Wait hold on your not doing it anymore your on to pop you better stop and get back on top
Long live rock and roll It will never die on its knees, long live rock and roll It is so much better than the bees, long live rock and roll It has a very good disease
Long live rock, Long live rock, Long live rock and...Roll
YEAH NOW THAT’S WHAT I’m TALKING ABOUT

Crash Bandicoot (I thought those days would last forever) (Spyro)

It seemed like only yesterday you were here when I was trying to make you steer
Why did you have to go and upset Vera by going to Sierra they went and changed your game now you are simply not the same
You just span until you decided you were done
One day Naughty dog sold you then you just had to fold
They got you playing with a titan what happen to those days when you were just fighting
Crash Bandicoot (I thought those days would last forever)
I remember when you were giving enemies a smash and when I played you in bash
You were an almighty dog but now you might as well be a log
They chanced you into a rat but lie around like a door mat I guess next they will turn you into a cat or something like a vampire bat
Naughty dog should stop it now before they go and turn you into a cow
Before he died he gave you a rollercoaster ride
Now I also like Spyro but now a days I would rather play with biro
Crash Bandicoot (I thought those days would last forever)
I remember when Cortex was up to his evil tricks but now I would like to see him sucked into a vortex
Whatever happened to Tiny did he die like Frank Grimy (from the Simpsons)
And that silly boy N Gin did he drink a bottle of gin?
I called him rocket head and one day I found out was dead
All these guys gave you a laugh but now you just want to barf
I think I play the new games but I know they’re going to stink like poo
Crush Bandicoot I will always, always need you
I thought those days would never end but they did

Floating a drift Spoof of Losing Grip by Avril Lavigne

Do you want a dare here and now on this day, babe? When you see me am I visible to you cause I want to be real.. Didn’t you reel me into the dock why could it harm you? Why’d you ran and play? You should of stayed...
I was left to die there, fainting outside there. Staring at the frost air, That’s when I decided...
Wow this is rare. Cause I saw a hare when I had dared I threw a bone...I, I want a reed to go fishing! I’m starting to dip, I’m floating a drift and I’m in this dingy alone...
Damn I was sick beside poo , And just racked your face, When you ran around can you come first in a race..? You used to have a win, you were so smug. But that wasn’t race, Everyone was having play..
I was left to die there, fainting outside there. Staring at the frost air, That’s when I decided...
Wow this is rare. Cause I saw a hare when I had dared I threw a bone...I, I want a reed to go fishing! I’m starting to dip, I’m floating a drift and I’m in this dingy alone...
Shoutin’ out proud, I’m shoutin’ out proud, Shoutin’ out proudI, I’m shoutin’ out proud
We will never die, Cause we are so snide
Wow this is rare. Cause I saw a hare when I had dared I threw a bone...
Wow this is rare. Cause I saw a hare when I had dared I threw a bone... Why is this rare? If it’s not rare then it’s not rare let’s not go we dared
Wow this is rare. Cause I saw a hare when I had dared I threw a bone... is this rare? If it’s not rare then it’s not rare let’s not go we dared
By Benjamin Smith

My song/ The walls are closing in

My song I just heard the doorbell It goes ding dong can you hear it? My song sorry I just let off a pong can you smell it? My song sitting on thrown sipping whisky on your own can you taste it? My song these words can’t be right they must be wrong can you tell me? This is my song
The walls are closing in and I have had my fun, The walls are closing in and now It’s time to run, The walls are closing in and there is nowhere to hide the walls are closing in and I nearly died
You know Timothy is posh but sadly that won’t get him dosh then there’s Glen he has a pet hen and he sleeps in the lion’s den and pie when I first met him I thought he frankly die then there’s me I would finish this but I need a pee
This is my song
By Benjamin Smith