Sunday, 10 October 2010

Crash Bandicoot (I thought those days would last forever) (Spyro)

It seemed like only yesterday you were here when I was trying to make you steer
Why did you have to go and upset Vera by going to Sierra they went and changed your game now you are simply not the same
You just span until you decided you were done
One day Naughty dog sold you then you just had to fold
They got you playing with a titan what happen to those days when you were just fighting
Crash Bandicoot (I thought those days would last forever)
I remember when you were giving enemies a smash and when I played you in bash
You were an almighty dog but now you might as well be a log
They chanced you into a rat but lie around like a door mat I guess next they will turn you into a cat or something like a vampire bat
Naughty dog should stop it now before they go and turn you into a cow
Before he died he gave you a rollercoaster ride
Now I also like Spyro but now a days I would rather play with biro
Crash Bandicoot (I thought those days would last forever)
I remember when Cortex was up to his evil tricks but now I would like to see him sucked into a vortex
Whatever happened to Tiny did he die like Frank Grimy (from the Simpsons)
And that silly boy N Gin did he drink a bottle of gin?
I called him rocket head and one day I found out was dead
All these guys gave you a laugh but now you just want to barf
I think I play the new games but I know they’re going to stink like poo
Crush Bandicoot I will always, always need you
I thought those days would never end but they did

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