It’s hard to say bye Spoof of Just to get high by Nickleback

He was my favourite pet I tried to keep him but he left faeces round everywhere in my house today
I bought him bananas so he can eat them, with vanilla on his lips; His tail was wrapped round it so
But I want to forget what his face looked like when I found him in a juggle when he gave me a fright
He can’t tell me what he knows or what he’s gone and done now
He can’t tell me what he knows or what he’s gone and done now, Going to make the switch, Make it done with, You’re better off picking your own fleas and eat them on the spot, It’s hard to say bye
Three days no sleeping all he does is eating, He picked his Neighbours fleas she said nothing cause she could not, He stopped climbing cause he was a fatty, Found out what he should be eating I went to buy them but he was having none of it he didn’t like the taste and threw them on the floor
But I want to forget what his face looked like when I found him in a juggle when he gave me a fright
He can’t tell me what he knows or what he’s gone and done now
He can’t tell me what he knows or what he’s gone and done now, Going to make the switch, Make it done with, You’re better off picking your own fleas and eat them on the spot, It’s hard to say bye
He can’t tell me what he did or where he’s got it hid, He can’t tell me, I know what he really wants, Watching what he want he wants, Jumping up and down the tree gave it all away, It’s hard to say bye
O-e-o-aa-ting-tang-walla-walla-bing-baang
He can’t tell me what he knows or what he’s gone and done now
He can’t tell me what he knows or what he’s gone and done now, Going to make the switch, Make it done with, You’re better off picking your own fleas and eat them on the spot, It’s hard to say bye
It’s hard to say bye
Jumping up and down the tree gave it all away, It’s hard to say bye
By
Benjamin Smith